• don
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    318 months ago

    This (gestures expansively to a cup) is what we here like to call a cup! It’s frequently used to hold liquids such as water, which is exactly what I’ve just poured into it.

      • @[email protected]
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        88 months ago

        “Babe, I think this place might be out of our price range. Why can’t we just go to the place with tableside hamster bottles again?”

    • @[email protected]
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      118 months ago

      “Unlike many other restaurants, we offer a choice of beverages other than water. Some of those beverages will intoxicate you.”

      • don
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        88 months ago

        You will leave this establishment immediately, you barbarous doorknob. 🫵😤👉