Alright someone clue me in.

Mirror for masturbating and watching your 6?

Food utensil?

Heroin utensil?

In case the tunnel collapses and he has to dig his way out?

A variation of The Three Shells?

To stick to his nose for a goof?

So many things it could be…

My two guesses is either he wants a spoon where he always knows where its at for food, gross, or if he wants something to quickly check to see how he looks before a video call.

It’s, um, to enhance the WiFi signal. Well known trick.

Welp, more people who shouldn’t have had kids