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If you see this on your kids computer, go to a therapist and figure out whfailur kids don’t trust you
Alright someone clue me in.
Mirror for masturbating and watching your 6?
Food utensil?
Heroin utensil?
In case the tunnel collapses and he has to dig his way out?
A variation of The Three Shells?
To stick to his nose for a goof?
So many things it could be…
Option A, with a side of option D.
Mirror seems the most likely.
It’s, um, to enhance the WiFi signal. Well known trick.
You’re clever.
My two guesses is either he wants a spoon where he always knows where its at for food, gross, or if he wants something to quickly check to see how he looks before a video call.
Or… To quickly zip up and switch apps when the door opens and mom walks in without knocking.
Welp, more people who shouldn’t have had kids