(you are the husband)You are on a plane with your wife to Japan and the plane sudenly crashes and you are the only one who lived.A couple of birds ate everyone than saved your wife for last. You haven’t had anything to drink or eat and all you see are birds.So you are so hungy you eat a bird than you die.Why did you die???

Answer

Because the bird ate the wife(who was dead) than the man ate the bird and died!!!